This idea probably sounds pretty awesome and sweet. Say, it's your girlfriend's birthday and you want to giver her an awesome surprise. What could be a better surprise than having her open a GIANT package, only to see you popping out of the box? Sounds awesome right?  That's exactly what a Chinese man tried to do when he mailed himself to his girlfriend earlier this week. One flaw in his plan: he didn't poke an airhole through the box and he nearly suffocated to death. The package was lost and delayed for three hours.

So what was the result? Picture this. The girlfriend gets a knock on the door, receives a huge package. A friend of the boyfriend is in hand, ready to film the girlfriend's happy and surprised reaction when her man emerges from the box… except, when she opened it, she found him unconscious and nearly dead.

You would think that basic survival instincts would've kicked in at some point, right? No. When he realized his plan had a huge hole in it by not having an airhole, he could've screamed for help. It wasn't until after the paramedics revived him that he explained that he hadn't shouted for help because he didn't want to spoil the surprise.

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